This man deserves some recognition for his great lyrics and simply folk styling. If you have ever wanted to play his songs but not figured it out it's because he loves his capo. Play all chords as open and keep the strumming loose and bouncy. The Chord pattern is the same for every verse. http://witheredhand.com/ Capo 4th G A D G So I broke another of the ten commandments G A D John Harvey Kellog doesn't want me for a sunbeam G A D G Won't you wear your sacreligeous undergah-arments G A D And we'll make out like we are seventeen Won't you tell me just exactly what do my dreams mean Because I think I saw your face before we met And I'm living with the legacy of teenage LSD So tell me that you love me or I'll forget Now standing here for a lack of moral fibre I get by with just enough and that's ok I'd do anything to get my dick inside her But that's not what she wants to hear me say Now John Harvey Kellog doesn't want me for a sunbeam I'd say people get together when we are all alone So send me an instant message if you know what this shit means Cos I'm no longer answering the phone Saying John Harvey Kellog doesn't want me for a sunbeam You can teach yourself the miracles at home Now I got a selfish case of being in a real bad place WIll someone help me roll away this stone G A D WIll someone help me roll away this stone